forest green knit dress Buy Love & Roses Forest Green Petite Scallop Knitted Mini Dress from Next USA

I can already picture the memes in the comment section.

The dress showcases a high mock neckline with back zipper closure, sleeveless design with extended cap sleeves creating modern shoulder detail, a fitted bodice with princess seams and side zipper for tailored waist definition, dramatic gathered hip panels with decorative button details creating volume and dimension, and an asymmetric A-line maxi skirt with high-low hem that's shorter in front and extends to floor-length in back

Sleeves: Long sheer balloon sleeves with open shoulder cutout

2XL variant has a Bust of 48", a Hip of 50", a Length of 34.5", a Sleeve Length of 17.5", a Waist of 44"